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Record Contract

from Lentils by Kath Tait

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Record Contract

The truth is I'm not very sexy
I'm not very sexy at all
The things that should excite and entice me
Simply fail to enthral
I'd rather have a good hot dinner
I'd rather have a nice cup of tea
I'll never make much of a sinner
Sex is not for me.

The psychiatrist says I'm unhappy
He says I must be in despair
But I've searched through my feelings and emotions
And I don't care
Although I did have sex with the psychiatrist
But only cause he offered me a cheaper rate
I lay there like a sack of potatoes
The psychiatrist thought that it was great.

The truth is I'm not very frisky
I'm not very frisky I say
I'd rather have a bottle of whisky
Anyday
Which is why I haven't got a record contract
I'm getting old and I'm not frisky and I drink
And I don't prance around and shake my bumcakes
And I have a tendency to say what I think.

Which is why I haven't got a record contract
The record company was not impressed
Because I didn't proposition the executive
And I didn't have a song about sex.

And the truth is I'm not very sexy
And I don't look like I'm about to go out whoring
Which is why I haven't got a record contract
Or maybe it's because my songs are boring

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from Lentils, released July 18, 2019

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Kath Tait London, UK

Bio: Kath Tait is a songwriter from New Zealand, living in London. She writes about her life as a carer, a hippy, an itinerant bard and a wholefood freak. Described as ‘wonky and eccentric’ she is an empathetic and intelligent lyricist.

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